Thursday, 27 August 2015

Zainuddin Mydin Temporary ED - Celebrating His Half Decades Erection

There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, Did you get an erection? If the answer is 'Yes' from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic. Zainuddin telling an entirely a different thing. A temporary Impotence in every half of a decades laps. His story about his erection in every half of the decades. Let here it from his own big mouth.




What?.....What?.......I can't hear you.........




This was an embarrasment to the country. If really your erection only happened every 5 years, why exposed it to the whole world? A former minister of Malaysia having his erecti. As every half a decade.......five years too long bro.......I wonder, what is actually happening every five year causing your erection. There is a joke about erection which I would like to share with you. 

Zainuddin Maidin recently urged, Malaysian need the palace to stop PM Najib and wife from becoming King and Queen of Malaysia. He also quoted that "Now the people of this country are well aware that they need Kings and Sultans to restrict the Prime Minister and wife from turning themself becoming the King and Queen in this country". Zainuddin might be forgotten that Malaysian never forget who he was during his days in Utusan. He was labelled as anti-palace kind a guy. Every single day he criticised and gave negative perception of the royalty.

Back in 1992 and 1993, Zainuddin during his days serving Utusan as editor in chief bombart the royalty detailing an alleged misdeeds and the famous incident of 'Gomez' where 2 separate case of assaults involving members of the Johor Royal family which lead to the stripped of their legal immunity. Now, he has a different rhythm and tunes. He is now acting as a saviour to the royal institution. The very same man who confused the meaning of election and erection. Now he is switching sides. Maybe he is too old to remember who he was then.

To cheer things up, back to Zainuddin erection problem. I really wonder why he only eracts every 5 years. Specialist on ED said, to achieve an erection, a man must first go through the excitement phase. This phase can be an emotional response. If a man has an emotional disorder, this affects his ability to become sexually excited.

Depression and anxiety are associated with increased risk for impotence. Depression is a feeling of sadness, loss of hope, or helplessness. Fatigue related to depression can also cause impotence.

Performance anxiety can be another cause of impotence. If a man wasn’t able to achieve an erection in the past, he may fear he won’t be able to achieve an erection in the future. A man may also find he can’t achieve an erection with a certain partner. A man with ED related to performance anxiety may be able to have full erections when masturbating or when sleeping, yet isn’t able to maintain an erection during intercourse.

Would he a depressed man? I would agree with that. He is now barking on the wrong tree everytime.......I personally hopes he be better soon and enjoy his erection everyday especially in the morning.......guys, you know what I mean.......

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